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Chode to Schill

The Student Insurgent campus

a gravestone with the words rest in peace, but with the word peace replaced by schit

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He has come down from his ivory tower

Only to climb up another

in the Windy City

To blow smoke up your ass, but no longer mine

Another school insulted by his name and time

His reign of terror in Eugene,

Oregone but not forgotten,

Has reached an abrupt end

Wicked, green, witch of the Northwest

Good riddance!

I’d wish you the best, if it was off with your head

But you’re not worth the price of admittance

Peg yourself with ya witch stick and fly off into the distance!

Ding dong, ding dong.

No more videos starring a rat-faced fuck

Nor flops for photo ops

No more passive optics you think pass for justice

Gone are the days

of your money-hungry gaze, that is until,

the new appointee is in bed with your beloved trustees

Seeing the profit-pit you’ve left in your wake

We know this is the beginning of worse yet ways

You’ve turned this school into a bloody goldmine,

Congrats, you’ve tricked them with your fool’s gold, but not I

Chicago should be thrilled

To get to suck your michrocock Schill

An ode to you, President Schill!

You will be neither missed nor forgotten

And may Chicago carry on the torch

Of calling out President Schlong

For all of his bullshit, who knows for how long?

Draft in inDesign (most updated)

He has come down from his ivory tower

Only to climb up another

in the Windy City

To blow smoke up your ass,

but no longer mine

Another school insulted by his name and time

His reign of terror in Eugene,

Oregone but not forgotten,

Has reached its end

But we won’t forgive your crimes.

Wicked, green, witch of the Northwest

Good riddance!

I’d wish you the best, if it was off with your head

But you’re not worth the price of admittance

Fly with ya bitchass broomstick off into the distance!

Ding dong, ding dong.

This is an ode for you, President Wrong

You may be gone,

but your legacy lives on.

No more videos starring a rat-faced fuck

Nor flops for photo ops

No more passive optics you think pass for justice

Gone are the days

of your money-hungry gaze, that is until,

the new appointee is in bed with your beloved trustees

Seeing the profit-pit you’ve left in your wake

We know this is the beginning of worse yet ways

You’ve turned this school into a bloody goldmine,

Congrats, you’ve tricked them with your fool’s gold, but not I

Chicago should be thrilled

To get to suck your microchode Schill

A chode for you, President Schill!

You will be neither missed nor forgotten

And may Chicago carry on the torch

Of calling out President Schode

For all of his bullshit, who knows for how long?

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