Chode to Schill
The Student Insurgent #campus
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He has come down from his ivory tower
Only to climb up another
in the Windy City
To blow smoke up your ass, but no longer mine
Another school insulted by his name and time
His reign of terror in Eugene,
Oregone but not forgotten,
Has reached an abrupt end
Wicked, green, witch of the Northwest
Good riddance!
I’d wish you the best, if it was off with your head
But you’re not worth the price of admittance
Peg yourself with ya witch stick and fly off into the distance!
Ding dong, ding dong.
No more videos starring a rat-faced fuck
Nor flops for photo ops
No more passive optics you think pass for justice
Gone are the days
of your money-hungry gaze, that is until,
the new appointee is in bed with your beloved trustees
Seeing the profit-pit you’ve left in your wake
We know this is the beginning of worse yet ways
You’ve turned this school into a bloody goldmine,
Congrats, you’ve tricked them with your fool’s gold, but not I
Chicago should be thrilled
To get to suck your michrocock Schill
An ode to you, President Schill!
You will be neither missed nor forgotten
And may Chicago carry on the torch
Of calling out President Schlong
For all of his bullshit, who knows for how long?
Draft in inDesign (most updated)
He has come down from his ivory tower
Only to climb up another
in the Windy City
To blow smoke up your ass,
but no longer mine
Another school insulted by his name and time
His reign of terror in Eugene,
Oregone but not forgotten,
Has reached its end
But we won’t forgive your crimes.
Wicked, green, witch of the Northwest
Good riddance!
I’d wish you the best, if it was off with your head
But you’re not worth the price of admittance
Fly with ya bitchass broomstick off into the distance!
Ding dong, ding dong.
This is an ode for you, President Wrong
You may be gone,
but your legacy lives on.
No more videos starring a rat-faced fuck
Nor flops for photo ops
No more passive optics you think pass for justice
Gone are the days
of your money-hungry gaze, that is until,
the new appointee is in bed with your beloved trustees
Seeing the profit-pit you’ve left in your wake
We know this is the beginning of worse yet ways
You’ve turned this school into a bloody goldmine,
Congrats, you’ve tricked them with your fool’s gold, but not I
Chicago should be thrilled
To get to suck your microchode Schill
A chode for you, President Schill!
You will be neither missed nor forgotten
And may Chicago carry on the torch
Of calling out President Schode
For all of his bullshit, who knows for how long?